RIP - The Brick
You were the first windows machine I bought. You have been a loyal soldier since I first visited the US in Nov 2002. You got the job done. Unfortunately you did things without style or class - and that's just not me. Further more your CD burner stopped working properly only after a few months and low quality is another peeve of mine.
For those who haven't seen me online much let me translate the above for you - my personal Dell laptop has died. I don't intend on replacing any time soon coz I have a work laptop as well. So that means no IM but I can be messaged through skype.